I have to get this off my chest.

bellaofthebrawl:

idefineunique:

Okay, so there’s this chick, she’s weird, she follows me around & shit, periodically talks about cars, boys & shit. When she sees her friends she leaves me in the dust. (not that I care cause I don’t like having many female friends) so she comes back and said “I lied to you, I don’t like boys I love girls.” & you just hurt my feelings”. WTF??!!  -_-

LIZ! SHE WANTS THE COOCH!

she definately wants your VA-JAY-JAY